I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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