in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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