Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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