I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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