Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
