I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
PANTIES FOUND
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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