do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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