yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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