So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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