At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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