so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Pants are for mortals
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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