awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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