i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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