how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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