Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
