Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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