I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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