Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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