watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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