you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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