Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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