Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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