hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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