i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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