I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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