Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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