I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
