idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We are all done wearing pants today
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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