It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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