This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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