She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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