Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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