kristin has been a bad kristin
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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