Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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