fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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