so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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