all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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