just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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