Where did you get a picture of my penis
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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