I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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