I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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