I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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