Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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