i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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