party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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