belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
