cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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