They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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