Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.