I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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