Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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