Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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